Soggy woggy night in the field :(

The worrier kindly brought our brekky up nice and early when it was still dark (with her silly lamp on her head!) Yum yum I thought but the CHEEKY MONKEY was too clever for me today! She had put supplements in BOTH buckets. Grrrrrrr! Normally I try and nick Bracks food cos his doesn't smell of stinky Alcar but TW was wise to my tricks. Ate it all up though and tbh it was adequate. That Alcar is funny stuff, I think its what body builders have..its called A Minnie Acid or summat? Stinks of fish I reckon! I'm liking the new cider apple vinegar though...Tis proper BOOZY! Yum!

Me and Brack were a bit like limp lettuces this mo but at least it wasn't quite so cold! No frost. We got our 2 slices of hay each and she actually moved a few fence posts too. Hooray! Was sooooooooo funny watching her poo picking in the dark again....apparently we are doing loads of poos but they don't look good enough? WTF? You poo spotting FREAK!!! Although if it means I get extra hay....Hmmmmmm Obsess over my poo as much as you like laydee!!

TW wasn't sure how much grass to give us today. It was like the fecking hokey cokey (which tbh you don't REALLY want at 6.30am on a Tuesday morning). Posts were moving in, out , in , out shake it all about. I LOVE GRASS! It's sweet and tasty and fab, how would she like it if I restricted her chocolate munching. Not much huh?? Problem is, ( as I was trying to explain to them big feckers next door), I'm such a wee sensitive soul that the grass makes me poorly. I get grumpy and grouchy, my feet hurt, sometimes I get cramps and my bleddy sheath and eyes swell up. What the feck is that all about? Them poncey big boys didn't have a clue what I was on about, stuffing their face with gawjus green stuff they were. Grrrrrrr! They just ain't clever enough to understand all the cleverness that I woz coming out with. Don't tell Bracky but really cobs are the superior species in the horsey world!

Talking of the Brack, he's being a wee eejit again. He thinks its funny to try and worry the worrier as much as possible so he thinks its funny to plait my mane at night so she thinks I'm gonna get nicked! Newsflash Brack - SHE AIN'T THAT FECKING DUMB!!!!