Hehehehe me and Brack wuz sooooo clever this morning!!! We both did s grand job of hiding from TW and she had to traipse all the way down in the muddy grubby field to give us our brekky. GIVE US OUR GRASS!!! So after we had our food she gave us the grass. Good gal! No fecking hay though , she said we'd still got stinky straw to eat. BOG OFF!!
Brack had some fun later when TGTM came down to ride him. Stinky old get wouldn't let her catch him. AT ALL!! Bless her I did feel a wee bit sorry for her, she did a lovely job of poo picking the field though, and SHE put us some hay and straw out.
That cheeky bogger TW had obviously been plotting since we started hiding from her nd I reckon Bracks naughtiness was the straw that broke the humpy horses back....we was having a lovely evening relaxing in the dark when we heard the worrier whistle. HEYYYYY we both shouted thinking it was lovely she had come to see us again. How Speshul we felt!! Until we realised that the cheeky focker wanted to catch us and bring us in!! Grrrrrr!! We both had a wee protest between us but she convinced us to be good boys and we was a wee bit intrigues....surely we weren't gonna have to spend the night in the stables....but maybe that would be nice...
FECK ME that cheeky bogger only wanted to ride! She tacked me up and TGTM appeared and tacked Brack up and we went into the school thing with some weird floodlights on. I did some circles and tea cup handles and practised a few stops and was doing good. I stamped my leg a few times and then I got tired so TW jumped off and we walked together round the village while Brack kept working.
When we got back TW wondered if I had muddy fever wot sits but instead she found them skanky white scabby things on the front of my left hind. She rubbed on that lovely aroma heel stuff which made it feel better. Then we went back to the field and got more grass.
RESULT! Well played though worrier!
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