Awwwww Bracky pants wuz naughty!!! When TW got to the field , she shouted "Frank, where's Bracky?", the little old bogger had got out of the strip and was standing by the big boys fence! Surrounded by loads of grass!! NAUGHTY!!
I walked all the way up to meet TW and then we walked together down the field so I could show her exactly what Bracky had done. Tut Tut!! She was surprised that I hadn't gone with him, how rude!!! I then walked back up with TW and then she took me to the yard and gave me some lurvely hay! Nom nom!
Poor TW then had to walk back to the field to sort baby Brack out, she caught him fine but he then had a full on paddy galloping and bucking round the field. LOSER!!! Soon enough he was in the stable eating abit of hay ...GREEDY GUTS!!! That belly wuz full!!
No messing about again today, she sure can be determined when she's poorly! Feet picked out (yeah yeah same old story with that front yin again), tack on (saddle seemed to be sitting better today) texts sent to let peeps know where we were going...and then we were awf!! Brack shouting as per normal.
Today TW wanted to go over the road..I on the other hand wasn't sure and offered to just walk round the village instead. Or on someones garden. TW said thanks for the suggestions bud but keep going! Rude!! My little legs were creeping rather slowly this morning, TW didn't know if this was cos I wa stiff / sore or cos I felt a bit lazy or scared on my todd. In the end she gave me a wee kick! OOF!! She hardly ever does that :( I pulled a face and jogged forward and before you knew it we were on the main road, turning right then onto the bridlepath.
It was a lovely sunny day but bleddy freezing! I felt more confident than last time so there was no napping and we just dondered along together in the sun, it was nice! Every so often TW practised standing up in her stirrups taking her weight off my back - feels wierd! We agreed that her stirrups need shortening to do it properly!
Down the grassy tracks, left round the wierd buidlings where I spotted a man walking round the field with a stoopid spaniel! BOG OFF!! On and past the house and then I considered turning up the other path..TW laughed and said " we're not allowed up there" so I got back on track. We were makng better time than last time we did it I think : D
We kept on going, I liked walking on the verges today, passed a Sainsburys van , up the little steep bit ( in walk) and round the little graveyard bit. TW then asked me to walk up a bit of the grassy bridlepath...this was further than we'd ever been before! Hmmm! I was a bit scared but I managed it, just up to the first hedge, we'll go further next time.
Turned round at the hedge and then OH JEEZ! Stupid dog alert. There was a big stupid lurcher thing bounding about just in front of us. Its owner got it on a lead thing but the stupid fecker lay down as I got close to it. Feck off dumbass you're not playing with me!! We got past it though and through the big much heap and back on the track.
Going back the wind was awful cold, TW's eyes were streaming (as was her snotty nose!) so I did a grand job of looking out for scary things. I was marching along lovely! Back through the space station nonsense, bast the demon bench...I could hear the monster before I saw it. TW knew too and tried to make me go wide to see what it was round the corner. EEEEEKKKK I jumped sideways ( I always make sure I catch TW before she falls off). JEEZ LOUISE!! It was just a stoopid fecking little dog and its owner litter picking! "oops a daisy" said TW, who was mightily relieved a) that she hadn't fallen off and b) that my spook didnt take us both over the edge of the ditch!!. Nevermind..onwards and upwards.
Kept on marching, did some more standing in her stirrups nonsense then I could hear summat behind. I'm very good like that, I always let TW know when I can hear something (her ears aren't as fab as mine) and to be fair to her she always listens. It was a runner and a dog so we turned round to face them and pased us they went. Some more marching and the stupid dog and runner are coming back towards us. I sensed something was up and TW knew it too. CHEEKY BLEDDY MONGREL only growled and snapped at me when he went past. RUDDDDDDDDDE!!!!!!! Just what you want when you're nearly on the main road, in fact it was the same place where that dog tried to eat me and Brack a few weeks ago! Grrrrr!!
Onto the road, back to the village where TW jumped off. Passed Rob and rider who were heading out (lazy gets!!) then back for some grub! Bracky was pleased to see us but TW soon chucked him out in the field (she likes to think he'll eat the grass before I get there!).
I had my hay and my food with my PJ's on while TW sat in my stable trying to get warm, Bless her she was absolutely frozzling. Her parents popped to the yard to do a bit of DIY but TW was grumpy and poorly. Tut tut! Anyhoo, soon it was time for me to be turned out in the field too. Brack was stood dozing when I got there, I went and stood at the top of the field then TW made to start running down the field...Didnt need asking twice...yeeeehawwwww off I cantered down the field, past TW and down to Bracky pants to eat the new grass! Lush!! Best make the most of it cos I think there's mutterings about muzzles going on....
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