OMFG it was reet cold again last night, me and Brack were a wee bit stiff this mo when TW came calling. She chucked us some ha and broke the ice on the water before doing a wee bit of frozen poo picking. Delightful!
I was half way through my nommy timmy hay when the silly bogger said I had to go into the sales. CHARMING! lazy Brack got to stay in the field today. I was quite stiff through the village but when TW tied me up to pick out my tootsies I didn't have the wee string halty thing today which was good. My feet are looking crappy at the mo, the hard grounds made them all chippy and a bit bruised so TW wants to get the nice tall farrier man out ASAP to give me a pedicure. I'm still not keen on picking up that front one but she managed to give them all a poke and a spray.
Then I got into my mammies and got to work on some more hay. TW was tired today and said she couldn't be arsed to ride but SHE HAD TO!! Fecking EPSM means I need lots of exercise hehehe. After a bit of pootling and eating my brekky thenRobbie appeared and we got tacked up. Me and TW did some circles round the yard to warm up and we set off round the wee triangle.
Rob was slow to start of with but surprisingly I was ok. I marched down the main road, then left down the long road where Rob started to get faster! Old get! The road was proper busy today so occasionally we popped onto the verge to let the speedsters passed. problem was there was loads of decking litter on the verge and at one point I had to stop cos there was a skanky wine bottle in me way, TW didn't want to risk me treading on it so we waited for the car to pass and I popped back on the road. A couple of times something annoyed me and I broke into a few strides of trot, dunno what it was though lol.
A the end of the road Rob had a panic that we was gonna have to do a big hack so he trotted really fast towards home! Was so funny!!! And before we knew it we were on the horrid higgledy piggledy garden centre road that hurts our legs. TW was laughing cos when I heard cars coming too fast behind I always get on the verge, I'm nice like that looking after her. She jumped off at the village and then we were home, in good time too! PJs back on and more hay. Yum!
Now the worrier decided to be very thoughtful today and wondered if I wanted a wee rug on. She bought it round to the stable and I gave a big whinny of approval! Duvet time! TW laughed and said I guess that means you want a Ruggy buggy on then? YES PLEASE!!!! I've been shivering me nads off!!! So she wrapped me up in my nice navy rug with the small fill and popped me back out to where Brack was waiting. LUSH! And she only gave us some moe fecking hay AND grass!!!
AMAZING!!!!
Brekky, hay, grass AND ruggles? Blimey what you done TW?
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