Eeeeeeeh what a day! It started nice enough, TW pootled down to the field and me and Bracky-noo agreed we would come in for some munchings. We strolled through the village all nice and relaxed like and turned into the yard! CRASH! WTF??? There was obviously a new horsey on the yard, we heard a door being kicked and a big shout. Oi oi , thought I...its that daft ginger bird from the field yesterday.
Brackys friend (who I later learned is actually that ginger birds owner), grabbed Brack and put him in his stable. Feck me! The bird was only in the stable next to mine....hmmmm not sure about that! I went to say hello but she did all that stoopid squeally nonsense so I squealed back (I might be a boy but I can shriek as good as any girly wotsit) and kicked out with my leg. TAKE THAT GINGER NINJA!! Into my stable I went but I was right riled by this new girly wotsit. Popped my head out and she was still there pulling faces at me! Grrrrrr! We waved our heads and ears at each other (think she thought she ould boss me about!). The humans were getting right stressed :( TW asked the ginger things owner to get me some hay (CORRECT!) which she did, YUM. But as I was putting my head down to eat that beasty next door shouted RUDE things at me! So I tried really hard to kick her, with both legs, through the stable wall. TAKE THAT!!! TW and TGT's mum were both very sad and upset by now so TGT got taken into the school to try and calm down. I settled down to eat my hay but I was LISTENING VERY CAREFULLY in case she came back. Cheeky beggar! I reckon she's got them moody girly hormonal wotsits going on or summat. TW says it can be hard to get used to a new yard and reckons I was a bit like that at our old yard. Hehehehe! NEVER!!
Anyhoo eventually it all calmed down cos the smelly girls went back to the field although Brack had a wee tantrum when they left. We did some nomming and then TGT's owner came back and me and Baby B got tacked up and went out for a wee hack! We went through the village, down the bridlepath, straight on at the bench then down to the next bridlepath. It was a lovely donder! We went past TGT and Zo twice and they pretty much ignored us. HOW RUDE! All the way along the next bridlepath, passed bird scarers, loads of really freaky straw bales that wanted to eat me and all kinds of wee birds in hedges. It got really windy on the way back and I was scared, Brack just plods away behind in his own wee world lol. TW asked me if I wanted to trot but I'd got no energy again for tritty-trotting :(
Back in the village and TW and TGT's mum got off me and B and took us back to the stables. I was yawning and TW was a bit worried about me tying up so thye turned us out in the field almoost straight away with NO GRUB!!! We got some grass though : D
TW came back later when it was going dark and fed us and gave us loads of hay! NICE!!!
Do you know the ginger thing and I had a big big argument in the field. She only thought she was going to be the boss. I don't bloody think so mrs. After all those nice things I said about her yesterday too. I think she is sad and missing her friends. I hate moving home too.
ReplyDeleteoh you do write a good posting Frank. So you have a hot tempered redhead next door!! hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI am a redhead! yep got a quick temper as well!!
but I don't kick out :-)
aww I would come and give you a cuddle if I was nearer. bless hope things have settled with your new neighbour.