Lovely worrier,

Brack and I decided you deserved a quiet day today cos we think you've been a wee bit tired. That was the ONLY reason we decided not to come in today, all that snow was making your legs tired s we couldn't see you traipsing up and down the village all morning with us.

We also thought that maybe the tiredness might make you forget what you needed to do today. My psychic abilities let me read your mind and know that you wanted to open up the rest of the track for us. That's why me and Bracky pants stood by the end of the track just highlighting to you what you needed to do. WELL DONE for listening to us and opening up the restof the track for us, ,what a fecking splendid idea!!!

Anyhoo, that old fast fibre nonsense is much scrumier than that beet stuff, even Brack thinks so. Maybe you could consider letting us have a few buckets of that every day? I think a bit of mint might be nice in it and perhaps some rose hips too.....what do you think? You could go shopping in the week.

Brack says sorry for not eating the hay in the night, it got buried by all that snow and went a bit skanky. BTW uncoverng it and shaking it about a bit WON'T convince us to eat it. You cheek moo!!

Hope the snow goes away soon so the grass can get growing again. Them stupid cupids sledging in the next field got reet on my nerves today. Can't believe the cheeky boggers wanted you to bring us in s they could sledge in the field!!!!! JEEEZUS!!! That's right monkeys, you trash my field not a problem! Maybe they should have gone next door into the big nobbers field...sure they would have been DELIGHTED to have sledges whooshing about. heheheheheeh AMAZING!!! That would have given the big berks something to spook at.

I'm guessing we'll have a quiet week this week with all the ice and snow. Aaahhhhh deary me. My leg is sore again, can you get some sudocream stuff?

Laterz

Frank x