Dear worrier ,

You are getting lazier and lazier!!!

I can't believe you didn't come up AT ALL this morning!! WTF?? You need to check your priorities.....ponies or work? Sort it out.

Thank feck for Zoe's mum bringing us hay!!! We were STARVING!!! me and bee knew you wouldn't desert us completely though which is why we were waiting near the gate when you FINALLY arrived!! NOM NOM NOM.

Cheers, try harder though please.