Sheesh worrier laydee you are just sooooo INCONSISTENT!! I hardly see you all week then today I get a day full of you. WTF???

She arrived about 9ish and of course the Brack dude wanted to come in aswell today due to the lack of green stuff in the field. In we marched with a few spookies on the way , I've got a pressie for you says TW. ooooooh!!! Exciting.

We get to the stables , oh feck there's a new old Horsebox at the yard. I go up for a nosey and do lots of snorting and sniffing, Bee wasn't interested at all just got his knickers in a twist thinking he was being sent away again. Hehehehe. Bracky gets to go I his stable and then I have to practise getting into the new old Horsebox. Booooooooo. It's poo. On a bit, jump off. On a bit knock TW off and then jump off. Run to grass. No I don't fecking care that there's hay on board. THIS IS A TRAP.

Out cme the apple treats. Hmmmmm ok. I can get on if I must. Lots of treats. NICE. Get on again? Don't mind if I do. ooooh more treats. Shall I get on again? I can turn round and get into place you know. Why thank you, I like these sweeties. DOnt like it when you put the partition up though. BORED NOW!!!! Game over, hooray!

Into the stable I went , Brack shouted that he was pleased to see me. We settled down to eat some hay while TW and ZM played with the NOH and drank tea. And ate biscuits with the wee muscley dog. Ad drank tea. And chatted to RM. and ate biscuits. FFS!!!

Finally me nd Zo get tacked up and we go for a nice hack down the bridlepath. Was lovely and sunny but the flies were shite. Did some trotting. Some in and out of the hedges. Very good. zM said she had fun. RESULT!!

Back to the stable, some hay and some grub. Excellent. Bracky then gets chucked back out. I don't though. rude!!!! Don't care too much though as I've got more hay. YUM!! TW and ZM hang about a bit more with RM. TW doesn't seem to realise that we've been here hours and she hasn't poo picked. eejit.

The next thing I hear a car pull up. OH GAWD!!! You havnt?? Not more poking??? On a weekend?? A lady gets out and starts asking questions. I'm not impressed. I'm tired and not and really can't be arsed. TW is nervous heheheeh so I take advantage and show her up. SERVES HER RIGHT!! Back up? No sorry I don't know how to do that. Walk round TW? nah I have NO idea what you mean.

The boggers only then I and get me tacked up. You are having a fecking laugh!! TW wants a riding assessment cos she's worried she's crap. WELL THAT'S COS YOU IZ!!! jeez Louise. We end up with me in a bleddy lunge with me reins in a knot while TW has to stand up in her stirrups. A walk and trot. I try and looks after her but TBH she is really beyond help. I roll my eyes AY ZM each time we go past her. The lady thinks its funny too. hahahaahah!!! LEARN TO RIDE FECKER!!! TW has wobbly legs and turny out toes and wonky legs and tight muscles and all sorts. AHA!!!! All this time you said I had problems but all this time It was YOU!! Muppet!!

The nice lady notices that TW is nattering a lot ( she's nervous lol ) , the nice lady asks if TW is AVOIDING!!! hahahahaahah!!! An avoiding psychomabologist.......that's AMAZING!!! After the riding there's more poking and we learn some stretches. Of course when NL gets me to do them IM PERFECT!! We get given homework. Booooooooo!!

By this point , me and TW and ZM are pooped!! TW chucks me out in the field I bite Brack. Cos I can. Then we get sme hay . NOM .

Night night.