TW was lazy today, tut tut. She decided that cos I'd sneaked out of my track a few times this week me and the Brack should have some times in our stables. My sheath is all swollen she said but so far my tootsies and cresty bits are ok.

We had a nice lazy day nomming loads of timmy hay which was nice but tbh it was proper warm in there. When the lazy TW finally appeared I'd got quite a sweat on and I'd drunk all my water. She decided sensibly that we could go back in the field. Hooray.

Me and the Bee trotted off for a guzzle and TW started to pretend to poo pick. OOOPS!! naughty Brack decided that he was itchy and started scratching his big bum on the big metal cable thing that holds the telegraph pole up. Hehehehehe. TW started shouting and waving. The more she shouted the harder Bracky rubbed . Sooooo funny. He stopped eventually and the grumpy old worrier taed the bleddy thing off with a little triangle of posts and tape!!!

BORING!!! me and B had had enough of her tbh so we galloped off round the track. I did some huge big fatty bucks on the way. YEEEEEHAWWWW!!!! take that grumpy!! Round we galloped to the other side where I promptly leaned on the leccy tape that doesn't zap and started itching on the wooden fence, heheheheeh. TW was gob smacked, she shouted and waved again, I itched harder and when I stopped leaned over the fence into the next field and started eating the grass!!! YUM YUM!!

Apperently this was something called the final straw for TW and off she stomped and came back with a battery and energiser thingy and only made the dead fence sappy again. WTF?? I didn't care though and carried on leaning over it and nomming. Bracky went up to one of the psts and started itching on it. heheheehe. TW was proper confused bless her. nasty bogger only went and Picked up a post and moved it towards me. OUUUUUCHHHHHHH!!!!!! Mummy mummy something bit my arse!!!! I snorted in disgust at the nasty fence and ran to TW for a cuddle. She had a guilty giggle and gave me a hug and then went and turned the other fecking fence on . COW BAG!!!

By the time she came back with our grub I'd managed to use my psychic pony powers to break one of the energisers but the sneaky poo managed to mend it again. me and Brack swapped food bowls while her back was turned. LOL LOL LOL. TW then decided to sprey us with some nasty expensive NAF super fly sprey. Which immediately seemed to attract the focking flies. GO FIGURE!!