woweee big hack today!!! The weather was crappy, proper drizzle and mizzle when TW came to the field , she gave us some grub and did some poo picksge. Then off the trotted to get the head collars, Brack was right there in her face DESPARATE to be caught!!! LOL LOL LOL wee monkey!!

Cos TW had moved sme fencing yesterday me and Brack was well SCARED leaving the field. We spooked and jumped all the way through the village heheheheeh TW was POOPED when we got to the hard, her wee heart was pounding tee hee hee.

We got some yummy timmy hay while she pottered about , I reckon she was hoping that we wouldn't do much cos of the weather but then Robbies mum appeared and gave her a kick up the ass.

I let her pick all my tootsies out like a good boy, got tacked up and off we set. HOLY MOLY we were only going to the bleddy woods!!! been ages since I've been there.....it's quite a longish hack really. So down the man road we went,I kept up with the big man all the way along but when we turned left the old goon started all his jogging malarkey. Hmmmmmm. TW said just leave him to it so I did.

On we strolled, turned right, past the fecking sheepies and stinky donkeys, didn't bother about the bird scary bangy things or the nobby drivers. By this time the rain was proper peeing down, CHARMING! Into the woods, Rob jogged off again. BYEEEEEEEE!! I just kept marching along, ever now and again I got a flash of the pink high viz but tbh it felt like we were alone lol. They've done loads of chopping in the woods since I was last there, grrrrr I didn't like it ....TW didn't let me spook though even though I was DESPARATE!

We past a girl on a baby bay horse coming towards us but I wasn't interested and then two big snazzy horses, a grey and another bay. I just took no notice as we squeezed past each other. The first bays rider commented on my jiggly bells, SO WHAT??? They're cool! And keep TW relaxed lol. On we went, every s often catching a glimpse of Rob, did some wee trotting , TW made me go reet slow like she'd been told in her lesson!! Very good.

Eventually we saw rob coming back towards us, we'd reached the end of the track so I spun round and we started heading back. Off he jogged. I tried really hard to follow, jogging and shaking my head. NOPE said TW. BOOOOOOO!!!! We bumped back into the other horses again, think they'd been galloping, one of the posh ladies said what a good boy I was. Why are people surprised?

TW let me have another slow trot and then CANTER!!! Wheeeeee, a nice controlled one though. Then back into the road and down towards the village. On the final straight I decided that TW wasnt concentrating so I started to trot proper fast. MISTAKE!!! The dumbass let her phone drop out of her pocket and hit the floor. LOSER! So we turned round, stopped the traffic and hijacked a car and made the dude pick the phone up! Heheheeh, it's a good job I'm a pretty pony lol. Robs mum said we should let all the cars go past us cos we'd held them up. FECK OFF I said and tried t back into the traffic. OOOPS, apparently that's naughty? Hehehehe.

Back onto the main road and into the village where TW jumped off, I carried on marching as she was dismounting lol. We practically had to run to kee up with me. I was PROPER sweaty!! Into the stable, head down and eating hay before she could even untack me....I was starving!!! When I'd cooled down a bit TW covered me and Brack in fly spray , gave us a sweet and marched us back to the field. We were mighty relived when she bought us sme grub before she went home. Apparently I look like a bog pony heheheeh