FRIDDAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

TW was up as usual despite her best efforts to have a lie in. I really think she should come and sleep in the field with me and Bee I'm sure she would sleep much better than with them stinky dawgs and moaning man.

Anyhoo, she left Bracks in the field to NOM all the green stuff and we strolled up to the yard, I was reet speedy! I settled down to eat my hay while TW and the muscley dog did some random crap around the yard and then had a cuppa with ZM. They mooched about for what seemed like ages, TW said she was spring cleaning and throwing stuff away. hooray!!

After a bit I had a quick brush , got tacked up and off I went with Zoe for a wee hack down the wee bridlepath. I was marching along like a good un today , until some wierd man in from of us picked up a small child and put it on his shoulders!!! WTF???? It was like some freaky monster thing! I was SO SCARED!! My head went up, my tail was up ...I'd make a super Arab you know. When they got t the scary bench the child came down and they sat and admired my beauty....I'm a PONY though not a bleddy horse!!

On we went then TW spotted an awful sight! The big stupid Irish wolfhound dawg thing. FFS!! We went being the hedge cos ZM is a bit nervous of dawgs especially big stupid ones with a reputation for pony chasing! The silly girl thing with the dawg only let g of it and it shot round the hedge after us! ZM had a wee panic , TW got cross. Zoe stayed calm hooray and I was a good brave boy and marched towards the big stupid dawg! Cheeky focker barked at me and TW and wanted to play ...TW just swore at it. Potty mouth! The girl finally got hold of the dawg and off we went again....

Had a wee trot, tiny canter but tbh I couldn't be arsed today, think my saddle was a wee bit shonky. TW debated whether we could jump a ditch but decided against it!! Muppet!! We had a lovely trot being the other hedge while Zo cantered, I didn't want to canter, had some munches then back to the stable for some more hay.

Later on when TGTM and RM arrived they all sat around eating pizza with the muscley dog and yacked about petty nonsense or something. Then I did sme stretches with my appley treats and then it was back to the field to see my best bud. TW did a wee bit of poo picking then she bought us sme grub and hay. Yum.