I've decided that April is a fecking crap month!! In April 2010 my bleddy poorly back problems started, April 2011 my saddle was causing problems again and guess bleddy what?? Today I'm grumpy, my tummy is sore, my hind legs are sore and I HATE MY FECKING NEW SADDLE PAD!!!

Poor worrier, she wasnt happy today, she tries her best but it just dunnae work at the moment. Today I had my saddle all freshly flocked and checked, a new hi wither numnah and a lovely new prolite multi riser pad, wee shimmy at the front and chubby shimmy at the back. TW knew reet away that I wasnt happy it all felt tight and restricted like I couldnt move. Booooo!! It was all slippy all over the shop too, thikn |I need my shorter girth back.

We went down the wee bridlepath (after TW had walked me in hand round the village with my saddle on to see if that helps), at the end we were gonna go back but TW let me sneak behind the hedge to see what Id do. The ground felt lovely beneath my feet so I sped up for a lovely trot. OUCH!! Something was pinching and hurting me. WTF? we turned round and I said lets go in the edge of the other field, I really fancied a canter. EEEEHHHH!! It hurt again. I pulled loads of faces. TW was sad I could tell :(

Back on the bridlepath I stopped for some clivers, that was nice and relaxing until some stupid NOBBERS thought it was clever to take there horse aggressive dog onto a bridlepath with no bleddy lead. Jeez! It tried to chase me, I tunred and ran a wee bit but then remembered thsat I iz a super cob not a bleddy baby. We turned round and started marching at the cheeky dog, mustn't show fear! Stupid nobbers with it didnt even apologise, they ran away in the end ...TW was raging and said lots of bad words in a loud voice. It made me chuckle.

Back at the stables ZM took photos of me and TW to try and figure out why the saddle is being shite at the moment. Hopefully its just the silly numnah. I had some grub with extra alcar and hay then went back to the field with brack. later on TW gave us some more hay and grub. YUM!!

BTW did I forget to mention that the muscley dog peed me off when i was in the stable so I tried to grab TW by the throat? No? Told you I was grumpy today.