The story of a young and handsome cob's journey to get better to stop the incessant moanng and worrying by his owner!

Friday, 25 May 2012
Adventures with nob
Hmmmm today was interesting. TW was up early , gave Brack some grass then we went up to the yard. Nob is back, so I got in with a bit if encouragement and had a few sugar free polos as my treat, yum! Next, I got tied up with a net of yummy timmy hay and had a bath. Ooooh it felt good. I stood still like a superstar. That neem and coal tar shampoo stuff is gawjus on a hot sticky day. Hen I only got stuck in the school to eat some grass. What a great start to the day!
Anyhoo , after a bit TW chucked me in the box again, more polos and then shut me in. And started the engine. Ooooh jeez this is new! Off we went , tootling through the streets for what seemed like ages. TWs driving was adequate I guess. Every so often she shouted me to see if I was stil there and I gave a little whinny to reassure her. Daft bogger she is. After what seemed like ages we pulled into a yard. Wtf! I was DESPARATE to get off, TW made me get straight back in again and then I was allowed a wee wonder round and a rest in a nice big stable. Ooooh it was fab. There was a lovely boy next to me called bert who was reet proper friendly.
TW wondered off for a cuppa and to see some peeps and then she re appeared and got me all tacked up. Couldn't Bleddy believe it. While I was in the stable I caught sight of a nice cobby boy that looked a bit like bracken so I shouted Ello to him! His name is tommy and he's proper friendly. Another boy called Rosko appeared , aha finally we meet!! Theyre oirish boys or something. Proper bog ponies hehehehe.
Off we set the three of us together, striding out in the sun. It was lush. We had a wee trot up a hill, through two villages. Past bunting and flags, loads of traffic, sheep, you name it. The Tom-bot boy was really brave , he's only a baby but he did really well. Rosko spooked at a carpet which made me chuckle. I mostly didn't like sheep( of which there were loads), the rattley tunnel of death ( bunting) and the first bridge. Hehehehe, TW thinks I'm a nob, cheeky bint.
Before long we were back at the yard, tbh I hadn't really got tired apart from after the bunting when I felt. Wee bit stressy. Back into the stable while the other boys had a bath and then it was back in the box and home. Jeez Louise I was pooped!!! When we got home I had a quick shower and a munch and then back to Bracky who was proper jealous!!! Hehehe. I think I quite liked my adventure....it was especially nice to be out with some young boys , we all mooched along together like a wee gang. Only problem was they didn't have any beads on....need to sort that out. Lol.Be nice to see them again I reckon.
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Sounds like a fabby party Frank. I would have liked watching all those boys bottoms hehe. Human didn't have a very good time today. We got back safe and sound thanks to meeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteA lovely pony party for you then Frank. Why was there a carpet for Rosko to be frightened of? Bless. X
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