Happy birthday Zoe!!

TW was mightily relieved to find me nd Brack on the track when she arrived this morning. She was amused that we hadn't eaten the hay she had left for us yesterday. I was slightly curious as to why she wasn't a work today but thought it best not to ask, it's nice when we have extra time together. In to the stable just for me, a bowl of linseed and grub. Yum. Zoe came in too, it's her birthday. It's mine in a few days :). Anyhoo, TW and ZM are always plotting at the moment, today they decided to put me on the box. I couldn't be arsed, it fecking STANK!!!!! It was like some grotty old public toilet in Blackpool. ewwwwww!! Now this is because cheeky ole Zoe peed in my box and then it got cleaned out with whiffy disinfectant. Yuck. So, my NOB was all smelly ( no purile giggling FFS) so of course there was NO WAY I was getting on there. Round and round, on a bit off a bit, bla bla bla. Feck off. They put some of my bedding in the box. Gross! Waved carrots and treats at me. TW tried to push me from behind. Nah! She flicked the lead rope. Feck off. Made me trot but I slammed on the brakes. On and on and on it went. Then I got bored. So I got on. Heheheheheeh!!!!!!! NOM NOM carrots and sweets got hoovered up. They shut me in. Then wtf? Bleddy Zoe got on too. Whatever. I got loads of sweets so it was all good! Then TW shut the doors. Hmmmmm. Then she started the engine. Then she decided to try and drive round the block. Yeah yeah it was all good, I did a nice big poo in the box to make sure there was no mistaking who it belongs too. Yeehaw! When we got back I got a wee bit stressed when Zoe got off first but TW looked after me and helped me off which was nice. Then we got tacked up and had a pootle over the road. I was walking out lovely today but didn't have any energy for trotting. I just wanted to munch. TW wasn't mpressed. We only went as far as the space centre cos the rain started and ZM didn't have a cost. Dafty. Then it started fecking hailing. Wtf??? Back t the yard we trundled, TW gave me a big pony club kick at one point for being greedy. Ouch! Had some more grub at the stable and then tootled back to the field where my boy was waiting for me. We got more hay too. I hope we start going for some proper adventures soon.