Whoopsie!! Busted!! TW arrived at the yard this mo to find me and Bracky button grazing happily in the middle of the field. Tut tut!! Someone had been fecking around with TWs leccy fencing and she was not best pleased! I however was rather happy, NOM NOM NOM. Feck off worrier . Ouch! I got a slap on my ass as I ran away from her. Heheheeh. I didn't run around for too long cos tbh I was so full and bloated I didn't have the energy! Got a bit tangled in the fence as we went back in the track but before long I was back in the stable. PARP!!!! Oops! Bit of a windy day!! I had my tootsies picked out and then ate a bit of linseed grub , TW and RM then settled down for a cuppa while they waited for me to deflate! How bleddy rude!! After a bit of a battle with my girth I was tacked up and ready to go. Zoe had kindly lent me her dead sheep to go under my snazzy saddle, lovely! We did a bit round the yard to relax and then off we went over the road with rob. It was most enjoyable, I had a few tiny trots, no problem. TW kept giggling cos I was a reet farty pants. GROW UP!!! Round the graveyard bit then back we came , marching nicely. Got to the final straight and I could see that old bogger was up for it, I stormed into a trot over the nasty stones whipped round the corner and waited to see what he'd do.....off he jogged, TW said I could trot so I did. Said I could canter so I did. Head down steam train impression. Rob I'm coming for you. Feck. What was that? Plop! Stupid bleddy worrier had dropped her fecking mobile phone. ZIP IT UP YOU MUPPET. Back we went , she found the phone and off she got. Here we bleddy go. She tried to get back on. FAIL!!! Put me in the field and tried to get on from the bank. FAIL. Saddle slipped. FFS!! Walked me to the little shed thing. She was knackered by now hehehe. Up she got onto the big tyre thing, I ran off. Oops. FAIL. Keep on walking worrier dude, got to the gate by the mental ponies. Yeah right! She hauled her fat ass up on the wrong side of me and on,y managed to hop back on. Fair play! She then realised my girth was as loose as loose can be! Heheheheh!! Anyhoo, back to the yard still farting. Had a wee rest in my stable then back to the field with my rug where she'd only gone and sorted out the fencing. And added a new battery. Booooooo!! Fortunately shed moved a few posts and gave us sme grass. NOM!!