Bucking exciting hack!!

Woohoo, firstly I must just say that my wee blog has had over 6000 views!! How exciting is that?? Surely they're not all TW checking up on me?? Anyhoo, today the sun was shining and TW was chuffed to see that when she arrived at the field me and bee were where we were meant to be. In fact we were both buried in the hedge nomming on. Nettles. Detox time! I did a big oee in the field and mother big pee in the stable. Hehehehe. Today the red white and blue nonsense had increased. Jeez. Me, rob and Zoe were setting out on a nice hack . Excellent. Although I was a bit grumpy in the stable ( yeah whatever) I felt really quite good when we set off , if not a bit gassy hehehehe. Over the road we went, over the stones bits with not too much bother , had a few rows with TW cos she said I couldn't NOM as we went along, she said she was going to have to get strict with me. We'll see about that lady...... On we went , up onto the nice grassy bridlepath. Further than we've been for a while. ZM was chuckling as she said I seemed a bit full of beans or something. TW asked if we could have a wee trot, turned into a canter, oops! How rude! Under the bridge through loads of water. Booooooo!! We turned round and everyone agreed that we might have a wee canter. Nice!! Rob bogged off almost immediately , TW said I could trot to catch up but I got my head down and cantered. Sorrryyyyyy!!! Got to the gate, rob went through and off he bleddy scarpered. Wtf?? He normally waits for me, I had to wait for Zo behind. When she caught up I had a wee buck. Oops. That surprised TW. Rob was proper miles ahead by now :( TW pushed me on a bit...hmmmmm didn't really know what to do. Chase rob or wait for Zo??? Argh!!! So I bucked , a big buck and a fart and a buck. TW hit the deck ! Aha that's ok she can wait for Zoe. I bucked and farted again and set off in hot pursuit of Rob, caught him and over took him. yeeehaaaaaa!!!! It seemed like ages before they caught me up, I was just resting and having a wee nibble of grass. I could hear TW coming, shouting my name. Oops, have I dne something wrong? Se said something about me being a bar steward or something . Said shed bumped her head and thought sheD broken her leg?? What a moaner!! I only wanted to win the race!! She managed to get back on and was chatters incessantly like some kind of mad woman! We pootled along with Zoe behind us , rob had gone again. Managed a few wee trots to see if I'd buck again then before I knew it we were back at the yard. TW had her brekky and some painkillers then chucked me out in the field. We had to pass a right load Of nonsense, Morris dancer things and a bleddy darlek or something?? Wtf?? Bracky was pleased to see me. Dnt think TW is mad at me ?