Stop prodding me!!

Dear worrier lady Yes my sheath is swollen. No matter what the fit oirish vet says this is I'm sure mostly due to grass and maybe flies. Oh and the fact that I've gained 40kg since tommy moved into my field. Prodding and staring at me is not going to help. In fact if you continue you are likely to get a. Arrested, b. kicked n the head or c. Both. I did enjoy our little hack this evening though it was most pleasant. I do not however appreciate the fence moving that is going on at the moment. Lots of love frank