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Worrier , Bored ponies get up to mischief. You know better than that. Hay in the morning is all very good but a fine cob like myself needs a bit more excitement. Me and Brack had a good game today, Tommy SQUARE didn't join in cos he's a good fecking boy. I noticed that just cos you have two fecking energisers and two bar steward batteries that there is one strip that's not leccy fied. So me and bee go involved and managed to get over the non leccy bit. There was some lush wee shoots to NOM. Only problem was we got trapped between the tape and the wooden fence on a wee strip about a metre wide! Fecking strip grazing my arse!!! It was great fun tbh until you arrived with our grub and we couldn't work out how to get out!! You called us some proper bad words by the way!! Them four letter words are disgusting. Especially that one beginning with C!! Heheheheeh so funny!! Bet there were some nobby villagers blushing at the foul language coming out of your dr gob!! Can we do something interesting soon? We is both looking portly . Fecking Frank X