A stroll in the sun

Tbh today I didn't get my hopes up cos as we all know that bleddy worrier has been a reet lazy bones at the moment. Hmmm I thought as she chucked a couple of slices of hay into the field first thing while we were snoozing, another lazy day then.

Anyhoo I was surprises when the bogger reappeared and took me and tommy up to the stables. Interesting. We got some more ha which was nice. Stupid tombot thought he could come in my stable with me. I don't think so sunshine. TW and Tom did sme riding in the school while I was munching. All I could hear was "good boy" and pat pat noises. Ewwwww it nearly made me feckimg vom ....and yes of COURSE I bledd know that ponies can't REALLY puke! FFS!!

Next thing I know, me and Zo are getting tacked up. Lovely! Down the drive past the nobby car, into the village. It was lovely and sunny. I was strolling away nicely. Over the main road and int the bridlepath. Jeez it was like tractor central!! TW got all excited as she said they were picking tatties or something. She likes tatties cos they make chippies. Fat feck. Had a wee trot but couldn't be arsed with that. On the way back we saw some feckimg Nobber who reckoned that TW and ZM had an issue with the way he keeps his horses. Wtf? He said he knew it was TW and ZM as they were ridng two "big horses"! I thought TW was going to fall on the floor in shock. She kindly pointed out that we are PONIES FFS and marched on our way. Silly man!

Then it was back to bed for more timmy nomming while TW and ZM went and stuffed their fat little faces with grub at a pub. Fortunately when they came back the lovely blue haired one came and took me back to the field and did some poo picking. How lovely is she?