Invaded

Omfg it was soooooo scary!!

We were just chilling in our field as you do, relaxing, munching and chatting to the boys. Then all out of nowhere two fecking horses appeared on the other side on the hedge!! Jeez they made us jump! I think they'd come from over the park way. We stood and stared at them for a while and the boggers thought we wanted to invite them into out bleddy field! I don't bleddy think so!!

After a grand staring contest a jogger appeared and scared them. Off they flew back in the direction of their house. We went and stood as far away from them cheeky monkeys as we cold. Disgusting!!

Shortly after TW appeared , she was harassed and worried. She'd heard there were  random ponies about and wanted t check we were ok. We stood firm and stared in the direction they'd gone to show her what had happened. Good job she understood. Off she marched with the muscley dog and eols owner and ZM was floating about somewhere. I think the ponies must have found their way home as they weren't gone that long.

A  bit later TW reappeared with the muscley dog and our bowls. We were too scared to go and eat in case the ponies reappeared and stole our grub. She marched up to us and then we crept along behind her, out of the gate and tried
To settle down and d some eating but we were too wound up. Brack was a reet nob. We shot back round to the safe corner. Whoosh. What a stupid morning. Ruined by those naughty ponies! Heheheeh. Only joking , it was wierd they wanted to visit though.

TW gave us lots of grass but we were too scared to eat it. So she had to come all the way round the track and walk in front of us. We crept behind her again really slowly snorting and puffing. The wind was reet cheeky and even the hay bags were scary. Eventually we got past the scariest bit and cantered to the grass NOM. Then TW got zapped by the fence. Heheheheheeh.

You gotta love her!