Dear worrier
You really peed me off today. I was really good last night cos even though you were a Nobber and didn't turn the fence on I stayed where I was meant to be. Even though the night before you didn't even lock the fecking field none of us escaped.
So quite FRANKLY you disgusted me today. It was OBVIOUS that me and Brack wanted to come in today but you left us out in the mud while you and Tom went and had fun. Feck you! I enjoyed breaking into the middle of the field and getting bracken to trash the fence by the wooden fence.
Nom! I ate so much my belly was FULL and when the BHO came to ride me I told her to feck off too! Far to full and grumpy for ridi g. The BHO gave me lots of cuddles. Bonus! Wile she was poo picking I kindly did a nice big poo right by her barrow.
I hope you're better behaved tomorrow dearest worrier.
Frank
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