Last night we had a lovely sleep in with Zoe at the stables. It got reet windy though. TW had a plan for this morning, turn Bracky out and then give me and Tom the nice over and clean our hooflets. I didnt like this plan. So when she put Brackys head collar on I shouted, stressed, ran backwards , ran forwards and finally jumped in the air all four feet at once. Tantrum style. It worked.
Me, Bee and TW trundled through the village, joggy boggy and slightly spooky wooky. TW mostly ignored us. Some bogger drove behind us and only flashed their bleddy headlights at us to make us move. FFs. So we do move. TW left our bums sticking into the road though. Bracky suggested we kick the big posh car but I just wanted to get bak to the field.
Once we were in the field I started shouting as the Bot was back at the yard. Bad worrier. bee went in the middle of the field but I walked round the track with TW and threatened to knock her over in the mud. She called me bad names and laughed so I mooched off and drank out of the puddles that had formed in the field. There has been alot of rain. TW did a bit of poo picking and then went off. She eventually came back with the bot and did sme more poo picking. So we all had a wrestle.
TW bogged off again and we all settled down for a sleep. She only fecking came back again and did some more poo pickings!! Jeez! It was sunny and windy today which has helped dry the field up. Oh and my legs are a bit sore from all the mud so I had t stamp them quite a bit. TW just grumbled and said if I'd stuck t the fecking plan my legs wouldn't be muddy anymore. And she muttered something about spring cleaning us all soon....something about baby oil and sedalin and crusty bits. I don't bleddy think so. So I tried to kick her.
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