Battles and worries

TW couldn't be bothered today I think. She wrestled the three of us , we had a nom in the school and then a nom in our beds.

First off TW decided we could do some schooling Bitless. I didnt like the Bitless bridle. I wouldn't let TW shut the gate. TW was grumpy. I went back into my bed and prepared to nom. TW had other ideas. She changed my bridle and said we could hack. I decided I couldn't move with TW on my back. So we sat for a while and eventually very slowly got off the yard.

TW was worried. We walked sooooooo slowly through the village. In the end she got off and I walked better with her and tried to nom some grass in the bridlepath. Then TW realised my saddle was too far forward. So she moved it, clambered onto Zoe's big gate and got back on. I wasnt impressed. We pootled on , slowly. Sluggish. TW was more worried. She didn't know what to do.

Right at the bench and we agreed just a wee bit further. TW said halt. I backed up. She was not happy. We argued. She won. On a bit further. Same thing. TW got mad. We wrestled. She made a strange noise. I cantered. TW said maybe I was taking the pee. We halted. I backed up. TW turned me round and made me baxk up. Feck. She's stroppy. I halted. She praised me. A bit further on and we went behind the hedge to come back. I wanted to go fast. TW said I was definitely taking the pee. We trotted. She made me go right. I went slow. TW said bad words.

TW then made me go back along the same bridlepath. Jeez. She lectured me and said shed done loads for me and she was disappointed in me. Oh dear. We did some fast trotting and had two teeny canters. Then the final bit, TW said it felt like I was going t buck. She said if I bucked she would sell me. I didnt buck. At the end she turned me round and we had a tiny trot and canter and then headed back. FFs. We were both in a bad mood when we got bak to the yard. She rubbed mt back and checked my hoofies and said she couldnt find owt apart from my tail is tight. We stood glaring at each other for ages. The other humans thought it was funny. TW said bad things about me. Then she went and had fun with tombot. Aargh.

After more nomming and snoozing we all trundled back t the field. I showed TW that I can trot nicely when I don't have her fat weight on me. HA!! I bet shes googling loads of health problems and saddle problems and worrying herself SICK!!! And to rub even more salt into her wounds all three of us ignored the big new bale of hay in the field and ate grass. NOM!

That's what you get for being a Nobber TW!