Team Grub Diva Outting

Jeez fecking Louise. TW hauled me out of the field at 5.30am and got the hose pipe on me. I stepped in it which kindly stopped the water coming out and in the end she gave up. HA! Got my snazzy thermatex on and went into Bracks bed. Poo!!

TW keeps wondering off but I kept my ears in her and periodically shouted and she mostly came back when she heard me. Excellent. Had some brushing s and nibbles and she told me we were off to a party and I had to do a pattern in a school. Then I got to graze for a while.

I wasnt so keen on going on the NOB tbh. I ran on, squashed TW against the wall and ran off. She wasnt impressed. Next time I got on and off we went, I shouted all the way and TW chatted baxk to me. We were travelling for bleddy ages and the roads were reet bumpy. TW shouted at lots of rude drivers too. I heard her favourite C word alot. Hahahahah.

When I got off the box I was confused. Horses and stuff everywhere. So I did my best dragon impression and snorted about and ate some grass and snorted some more. TW chattered away to me which was nice, think the other peeps thought she was wierd. Tis true I'm afraid. In between noms TW tacked me up and got dressed into some smart clothes. There were other peeps ere she knew, Rosko and his family, hairy Mary's owner and a very smart Archie pony. They're all nice but the grass was nicer.

Eventually TW hopped on and we mooched round to a big shed. She didnt think I'd go in. Oh yea of little faith. I went in and practised like a good boy and then it was my turn. Into the big shed with the mirrors. Wondered about and then a horn beeped and we were off. Inside the white boards and on with the pattern. I remembered it rather well. I concentrated hard and didnt spook or nap. TW was very happy, the others were surprised. TW was gobsmacked. I don't know why. It was quite good fun really.

After the pattern I had a nibble of grass and normal service was resumed when I pulled away from the tie ring and went wondering. Heheheh. Baxk on the box for a snooze while TW watched the pretty boys Rosko and Archie do a more complicated pattern. They had snazzy plaits in their hair and everything. I'm gonna get Roskos girl to plait my hair I reckon. Wouldn't trust TW!

Before I knew it we were back home , in the field and having our grub. Oh did I say we came fourth and got my very first rosette thing? Very nice.