Distracted

TW is distracted at the moment, it's not acceptable. I sorted her out.

1. I wouldn't settle in the school so she put me in the stable
2. I shouted in the stable so she put me in the school
3. I jumped off the box a few times
4. When we got to Blidworth I wrapped my lead rope round the bumper and cut her hand open ( at this point she was going to give up and go home)
5. Huffed and puffed and whizzed about as we started the ride
6. Pretended I was going to buck her off on quite a few occassions
7. Pretended to be super scared of the pig wigs
8. Did a huge spook ( she didnt fall off)
9. Pretended I was tired so we did the second half of the ride alone. This gave me the opportunity to run backwards, float about and generally be naughty near the pig wigs. TW was embarrassed, especially as I upset a proper competitive horse with my silliness
10. Made her shout the bad CNUT word an awful lot
11. Jumped in the air when two next steppers appeared behind us
12. Refused to load on the box ( cue more CNUTing and hand pain)

Back at the yard I felt TW had done ok, so I let her give me a bath and off we went to the field where I gave her a nice kiss and cantered off.

She really needs to concentrate more.