Friday, 16 December 2011

OMG what a busy fecking day!

The Worrier got me (and eventually) grumpy Brack in from the field...past a stupid huge removal van and we had to run really fast past the bin-men! Was REALLY funny watching TW running hehehe. I should have guessed there was something up as she had that slightly anxious air about her that she gets when something is cracking off but I put it down to her being tired and needing a cuppa! We settled down in our stables and had some gawjus Hay by Timothy!! AMAZING!

Anyhoo, a bit later she started faffing about a bit, firstly with that tape measure thing (411kg again apparently, Brack wouldnt let her measure him hehehe), then she untangled all my witchy knots and even gave me a spray with that nice smelling mane and tail detangler and gave my (very) muddy bits a wee brush. I didnt want her to pick out my front left again but she managed to do half before I hopped off. My feet are nice and cold which is a good thing I think. She started to tack me up and then she was on the phone giving directions....WTF?? That's never a good sign - always means theirs someone coming to see me which normally means being poked and prodded.

Well DAMN ME!!! She's surpassed herself this time! It was only a fecking RIDING INSTRUCTOR!! BOOOOOOOO!!! Aha I thought, the school is all flooded and grotty so NO LESSON. But them boggers were too sly, and off we toddled out of the village and over the main road and onto a cheely wee bit of stubble field.

The instructor laydee was nice but think she was a bit horrified at how poo we were! No take that back, how poo the worrier is! We just did some walking , practising straight lines and then some halting and circles. I didn't like halting - much prefer goin g backwards. TW realised she's got into some VERY bad riding habits , especially with her hands, they are very wonky!!! Wonder if she can get better? I'd like to be fitter and stronger so we'll see how we get on....the instructor lady said that one day we could maybe go in her trailer thing to the X-country place for some wee jumpies. Now that would be nice! Instructor lady might ride Bracky too sometimes hahahaha!!

After the lesson thing I went back into my stable for some more grub. Brack was bickering with his gal pal Zoe again! LOSERS! Vet lady came and gave us a wee jab too :( ouchy! I don't normally mind them really.

TW left us in the stables with more hay and beet when she went out to the shops with Zoe's owner and her pal. It was nice just dozing with Brack and Zo and good to have a wee break from the muddy field. We couldnt fecking believe it!!! cos when she came back from the shops we got some MORE HAY!!! Then it was off out to the field , fortunately she moved a few posts for us. TW was worried (obviously) that I might be a bit stiff after my lesson and being in the stable all day but (touch wood) I was ok. Wonder how I will feel tomorrow?

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