My darling worrier,
I must say you surpassed yourself today. You leave me and Brack in the field ALL week when the weather is shite yet today when it was lovely and sunny you bring us in to stand in the stale. BRAVO!!!
Anyhoo, today I must admit we had a lovely day. Brack and I enjoy having lovely thick straw beds as they come in rather handy when we are hungry. Much better than them crappy wood pellet things that make us feel like stoopid cats in a giant litter box. hehehehe. We enjoyed our few hours nomming in peace and socialising with the stupid girlies. Cannot believe how sweaty that big stoopid ginger thing was when she came in. What a dork!! I would never get that stressed if I was left on my own. I'd enjoy the peace and quiet tbh.
It was lovely to see the big old hay man delivering a truck load of his finest too. Do you think his name is Timothy??? That is reet proper narcissistic if it is, naming your hay after yourself?? jeez Louise! Actually, I eat an awful lot of tha damn timmy hay....I think it should be renamed Frankie Hay. What do you think? Can you sort that out for me?
After you'd drunk yet another cup of tea I was pleased that you could be arsed to finally decide to ride. It was most lovely to go out with Zoe AND Brack and I was pleased to see that ZM is riding again. VERY NICE!!! I think it was rude that Robbie went out without us though. Boooo!! I reckon he was scared cos he knows I'm getting fitter and can beat him hehehe.
It was a lovely sunny ride down that wee bridle path and I hope you noticed how nicely I Was striding out? That shocked you didn't it? We woz way faster than them other two ponies.....LOSERS!!! I'm sorry that I was a bit rude to those old lady walker types at the end of the ride but they was a bit annoying and I thought that they should give me an apple to get past. Unfortunately they didn't agree so really they deserved me shoving them out of the way. Did I Embarass you? hehehehehe ! They were CHEEKY anyway!!! TGTM heard them say that Brack looked liked a donkey??? WTF?? Cheeky wee boggers, he's a fine specimen of a new forest don't you know? hahahaha DONKEY BOY!!!!
BTW did you see how fast I galloped down the field to get to the new grass? I LOVED it when you cheered me on and I beat Bracky pants even though he had a HUGE head start. I was proper fecking rude that there was no grass when IQ won the race though. ta for moving the fences EVENTUALLY though!
It's a bit weird though cos as a good EPSM boy is should have been feeling poorly today? Ain't I an ENIGMA??? Get your arse on that google Watsit and see if you can explain why after a week of grass and no exercise I was SUPER FAST!! Don't worry I'll be as stiff as a board tomorrow I'm sure lol.
Luvs ya
frankie xxxx
You can't rename it Frankie hay. I refuse to eat Frankie. It was hard work for me today. Human was as stiff as a board, hanging onto those reins like her life depended on it. To top it off that Brack was in my way and I couldn't see your lovely bum like I usually do. Can we leave him at home tomorrow?
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