A spot of brain washing

Dearest Worrier Lady

Bracken-pants and I like to keep you on your toes. FACT. get over it.

When you bought our brekkie to the field today we obviously HAD to trot up the field most urgently to let you know that we are two poor starving waifs and strays. I hope you appreciate this information.

Today we didn't really fancy our brekky even though it had the lovely sugar free chaff in it. I'm sorry if this confuzzled you. It was meant too. We don't want you getting complacent do we? And of course you know that it will get eaten eventually. or will it?

I hope you noticed how muddy I was on one side. I know you know what this means......it means you neglectfuly turned me out yesterday when I was still damp and sweaty so I had to roll in the mud to keep warm. DISGRACEFUL! It also means that I only rolled on one side...do you think that's cos QI was too stiff cos you made me work too hard this weekend? Hmmmmm maybe we'll never know. HOWEVER I am reliably informed that not too far away there is an equally grubby coloured called Rosko living the life of luxury with rugs, stables and haylage. I SUGGEST YOU TRY HARDER!!!

Thank you for the hay btw,it was tasty but unfortunately there wasn't enough. I hope ZM reported back to you that we were both looking suitably forlorn as we desperately searched for scrag ends of hay in amongst all that shitty straw nonsense?

Anyhoo the forecast is not good for the rest of the week so may I suggest lots more hay and feed? And grass? And perhaps a rug or two, what do you think? I know you must be worrying cos you asked TGTM to give us EXTRA hay tonight. heheheheheeh!!! bazinger!!


Brain washed by the ponies!!!

Luvs ya

Xxx