Super trickster!!

eeeeeee I got the worrier a good one this morning!!

She was up super early today cos she wanted to get to work early. Fecking cold again too! Anyhoo, she got t the field with the food and the hay bag and was greeted by Brack. And Brack alone. She climbed over the gate and walked over t Bracky and asked him where I was, the old get turned down the field and then just pulled his face til he got his grub.

TW was getting a bit panicky now and even though it was really early and the folk of the village don't like being woken at 6am she started shouting "frank.....frank". Bless her she was stumbling all over the shop in the icy field cos its reet crappy and rutted in there at the mo. she rushed down the field with my brekky in her hand but she couldn't see me anywhere. Which is weird cos a) when there's food about I'm always straight there and b) my nice white bits normally glow in the dark.

Bless her she had images of stolen ponies and holes in hedges and then. BUMP. Ello lovely, says I , fancy seeing you here. You've been shouting me? Oh dear!

She gave me my brekky and I dutifully started nomming away. Ok says she, he can eat alright, that's good. She mooches about the field and noticed some patches where I might have been lying down. O no, that's not good.

We walked up the field, ok she said he's walking ok, maybe a bit stiff but it's cold and the ground is hard. HOLY FECK! Look at the size of that belly!! WTF?

I ignored her, rude cowbag and finished my grub. I'll show you have some more worry...Oh feck she said! Are you pooing ok? maybe you're all blocked up with straw :( so I farted for good measure. Aha she said, are you just full cos TGTM gave you loads of hay last night to make sure you kept warm? MAYBE.... Said I

Greedy get she said and emptied out the hay bag. FECK ME! I was only full of bar steward STRAW!!!! And with a quick kiss she was off (although to be fair a least she broke the ice on the bleddy water today, dumbass).

Brack was reet miffed cos he'd barely had a quick hug today, she puts her arms right round his neck cos he's so totty! he hates it!

I know she was worried though cos she came back to check me again after she'd fed the nobbers next door AND she sent Zoe's mum, Robs mum and TGTM to check on me.

hehehehe Luvs ya xx