Dear Brack Pants

I'm a bit worried about TW are you? She left us in the field again today which means we've not done any work for over a week!!! Jeez!!! And she did some poo picking!! Tis a miracle! Was nice t see her though, Icant believe that we forgot t eat the hay she put out yesterday....that was your fault I reckon for gabbing to the big nobbers and distracting me.

Do you think TW has gone mad or something? She even had polos for us today....that's unheard of, it's been years since she gave me a polo. I enjoyed it when we were following her round the field as she tested the fence. Dunno why she bothers tbh I think I'm immune to zaps unlike you you big pudding!!

Why were you talking to her so much? Hmmmmm I'm gonna keep my eye on you matey.

Franks



Dearest brother Franklyn


You iz a silly bogger.

TW was nattering to me cos you wuz rude and ignored her. She sez that she will ride me soon. Se also said it wuz nice to be giving me cuddles. Then she said something about me needing my bits cleaning or something. WTF? I suggested I might give her a wee kickage if she tried any of that nonsensicles.

I know you iz a jelly wus ponio cos when TW came back in the field you followed her like a little sheep thing. Heheheeh.

I like having the big nobbers in the field with us even though they are inside the sappy fencing. Dunno how it doesn't zap you, you iz a weirdo, I hate it. Have you seen how that big Cav keeps trying to give me kisses over the fence. Big muppet.

Hope we get minty polos again soon, they wuz deleeshus.

Lots of love
Brack