Monday, 13 February 2012

Today I'm starting to worry...the track fence hasn't moved today which means no new grass. It didn't move yesterday either. WTF??? There is something highly suspishus going on methinks.....now either that worrier has had a stroke or something like she said last week and has become cognitively impaired.....or ...... I just can't even bare to think of the alternative :( Bracky think I'm paranoid but he doesn't know that cheeky trickster as much as I do. Big lol was laughing about it today saying she's gonna starve me again like she did last spring. I BLEDDY HOPE NOT!! Anymore of his lip and I'll turf him and them other nobbers back out of my field, who cares if they are HUGE big donkey brains heheheeh.

Anyhoo, suspicions aside, Me and Brack nipped right round the track when we saw TW arrive. It's amazing how motivating having the big boogaloos in the field is. I think we sort of understand that they're separate from us but you never know when they might jump the fencing to nick my grub. Robs mum says they're scared of the leccy though hehehe daft boggers. TW gave me a lovely sugar free polo as a reward for coming to her today. LUSH!! Brack is such a dough ball tha he walked right passed his and started noshing. LOSER!!

TW inspected the fencing while we ate and then chucked down some lovely timmy hay! ooooh what a lovely sight. Big Cav was FURIOUS when he saw we were having hay. How I chuckled as he pounced about and pulled faces. I think them big buds are so spoilt they have that there narcissistic personality disorder wotsit but TW says that is caused by overcompensating for low self esteem and them gets don't have low self esteem hehehe. TW has a bleddy answer for everything.reckon they're overcompensating for summation though hehehehehe.

Then as quick as she was there she was gone, Lol said she's like a willo the wisp but I reckon she's more Mavis Cruett!! ( or evil Edna lol).thankfully TGTM came and have us some more hay later. IM STARVING!!

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  1. At least you got hay Frank. I am going to borrow your human if she gives hay out.

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