The Mexican standoff

Eeeeeeee that worrier was a cheeky wee mynci this morning!! Se arrived bright and early to the field and as usual me and the Brack were stood back in our favourite position at the end of the track. Our eyes met across the field ( good job she had her goggles on blind bat) and she whistled nd shouted us .

I think she expected the same response as yesterday but she was quickly disappointed. GRASS!!! I told her by marching up and down shaking my head at the fence. GRASS!!! Cheeky booger only shook her head back at me!!! WTF!?

" you need to come round to me you monkeys" she shouted ( weirdo!) " I'm not coming to you" . Yeah right!!! Brack started gettng nervous but I stood firm and told him not to panic. We marched up and down the fence shaking our heads and demanding the grass but still she wouldn't move, just stood there waving our food bowls!!! What a plonker. The big nobbers were most intrigued.

Eventually she growled and started walking slowly down the field and like good boys we followed on the opposite side. Heheheheh winners!!! She only went and bleddy stopped though, down went the feed bowls and she started chucking hay about.

Out of the corner of her eye she watched us creep to the corner of the track, You Fecker I thought t myself!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!! Me and Brack galloped along the bottom of te field and up the other side. Right at the worrier....Flat out we wuz, sometimes that track thingy is fab!!! TW just stood there with her mouth open mutterng don't you boggers run me down! So we kindly skidded to a halt right in front of her and set to work on the grub. LOL!!! Lol and his pals were gutted they couldn't join in with the stampede as they quite like trying to mow TW down but the fence wouldn't let em get involved. GUTTED BOYS!!

Brekky was nice, as was the hay but she never moved the fence again. Booooo!! TGTM came later with more hay, we'll be wasting away soon!