Mon ami ( I'm not sure if that's grammatically correct in frenchie speak but you catch my drift)

You were a sneaky wee monkey today coming up so early.....what happened? Did you wet the bed?? Hehehe I know you HATE it when people say that.

I have to say that your cunning fecking track system makes me walk FAR TOO FAR!!!! What is the Bleddy of that? YOU NEED A BLEDDY TRACK NOT ME!!!!i saw the confusion on your face when you got to the field, you thought we had escaped again didn't you? You are so CYNICAL!! We was just chatting with pixie pie that's all, he's leaving soon did you know? We'll miss he, he's a kindred spirit not like the big numb nuts.

It was sooooo cold this morning, my legs were a wee bit cold and stiff today and the ground was a bit hard. Bracky looked like a right arse trotting up to you while I strolled along hehehe. Brekky was adequate today and Bracky and I both agreed that it was lovely having cuddles with you. After you went we had a wee conflab and decided that we would like to spend more time with you in the mornings, can you start to get up at about 4.30am please? That way we can have brekky AND cuddles and maybe a wee ride in the mornings....you should also have time for poo picking and sorting out the fence. What d you think?

All the hay was lush , thank you btw. Not sure why you still have to go next door and give them nobbers hay too, they really don't deserve it. They've started spying on us you know to see when you're going over to them......bleddy nosey wotsit stalker types.

See ya soon

Xx