Dear worrier laydee,

Ok let's get this straight , you iz a goddam lazee bottom!!! No riding again today?? I can't believe it!! How on earth iz we gonna get fit for hunting and cross country and pleasure rides??? jeez Louise!! Sort it out!! I really don't think sitting on the yard , drinking tea and eating biccies and cake is gonna cut it, is it?

Now me and Bee had a lovely time in our stables eating hay all morning but we were SUPPOSED to be going for a nice big hack this morning. Tut tut. I was pleased to see the lovely farmer delivering 25 nice bales of yummy timmy hay. Thank feck for that!! And I was glad to see tha you tootled up to the big feed shop to get some more fibre stuff and minty. Nice!!

However, I think that you spent too much time in Bracks stable really. I think that is very rude, I'm the número uno. Just cos he is an itchy boy with fly bites don't mean he is more special than me surely? sausage boy. I got so peed off with you that I burst out my stable. heheheeh was very funny to see you all panicking. Ta for all the treats, they were a great idea to get me back in the stable. Well done.

Will we have another day off tomorrow?

fx