I love eating

Dear worrier

I liked it yesterday when you worked from home, aka sitting with us borrowing my iPad while we nommed grass and hedge and hay outside of the field. It was rude when you kept covering the hay back up but never mind, I was very good at unwrapping it again. Did that annoy you?

Today it was frankly shite that you went to work and shiter that it was raining. TW said cos it was so wet she would roll the rest of the big bale into the field and see how long it would last. She wasn't best amused when she came up at tea time and found we'd eaten it all. Well wtf did you expect? NOM NOM NOM. We were all having a lovely snooze . Cheeky bogger wouldn't give us any more hay though. Bleddy rude.