You need a caravan....

Dear worrier

You seem to have been mucho busy this week, it's not good. You look reet  proper tired.

I won't say that you're neglecting us because quite frankly we've had lots of lovely hay n grass. NOM NOM NOM.
However, we ned more time with you methinks. Now I don't need the excuse that you've not really had time for anything this week apart from working. I've been having a think and I suggest that you buy a little caravan and you and the muscley dog can move into the corner of the field. That would be a perfect solution. Hay and cuddles on tap and you could have an occasional lie in.

What do you think?

Fx